It doesn’t matter.
A fucking revelation hit me on Friday night. MY GOD – please just release the self-imposed pressure and just let life flow.
How good was I at this in my twenties? Unrivalled. I never stopped for a moment to think ahead, to look into the future. I just lived in that very moment.
In all my relationships I refused to discuss or think about their future or any sort of long term commitment, preferring just to go with it for as long as it felt right.
Marriage? Ha, no possibility. Moving in together? Talk to me in five years, sweetheart. A holiday away with a boyfriend instead of partying with gaggle of my wildest girlfriends? No chance.
Then I hit 30. The big three oh. I was a bridesmaid three times in a row. My three best friends pop out sprogs. Suddenly I’m the only one left throwing caution to the wind, getting up to mischief while managing to throw myself into my career the way you only can when you only have yourself to consider.
So I guessed it was time to pull my shit together and find a husband. Easy. No problem. I already turned down two marriage proposals in my twenties. Now that I was 30, I just needed to announce to the world that I’ve changed and that I’m ready to settle down and the rest will follow. Sit back, relax and wait for Mr. Right.
Skip to the next scene, I’ve just turned thirty fucking two. Wow, two years of sitting back and Mr. Right has yet to come knocking.
Two years. Two years I’ve spent waiting for Mr. Right. Two years it’s been since I made the monumental (in my head) decision that this.was.it. I was ready.
And I’ve pushed aside. I’ve been pushed aside
He’s borderline cheap, he’s excessive with cash, he doesn’t have the right job, he doesn’t have good relationships with his family, never holds the door open for me, he dresses kind of weird, he’s not attractive enough, he’s too attractive, he mentioned his ex-girlfriend four times in one date, he’s never had a girlfriend, he doesn’t seem that interested, I’m not that interested.
I’ve been hard on men, tossing them aside when they don’t tick the boxes I’ve decided need to be ticked if I’m to commit to a serious relationship. I’m looking for a husband. I don’t have time to waste with a guy who’s not ticking enough boxes.
Enter Heat. Tall, Latino, Brooklyn drummer, hipster, 25 year old lothario. Full head of curls, plump lips, chocolate brown eyes and coffee coloured skin. He contacts me on a dating website I’ve just joined, offering a casual affair which I decline. He’s charming, he’s over the top, he’s dramatic, he’s smart, he’s funny. His pictures portray a Lenny Kravitz type sex appeal and he’s here for one reason only.
I decline his offer of sex, on OkCupid it’s just one of the many messages I receive which offer the same. It’s just very rare that someone’s pics strike me in the way his do. He’s different, completely opposite to me in every single way. Yet something keeps drawing me back to him. He persists in asking me out for three weeks. I keep saying no, though my resolution not to fall into a sex based affair is weakening.
I say no because I know I would jump into bed with this guy, I know it would be hot. I know I’d be grinning on a post coital glow for a couple of days. But nah, I’m 32 and too old for casual sex, it’s never been for me. It gives me nothing in the long run.
Or so I think. We eventually swap phone numbers. We start texting, he apologises for the initial way he approached me, says he no longer wants just to bed me. He wants to get to know me. I know its utter horseshit and it’s just this curly haired man’s newest tactic but I don’t care anymore.
By Halloween night our contact has reached a frenzy. I’m still trying to resist him in a way, he wants to call me and I refuse to speak to him on the phone, finding different excuses not to answer his call. He persists. I’m still trying to self-protect or at least limit the impending damage.
I ask him what he’s doing and tell him where I am. He doesn’t miss his chance. Half way out the door with his housemates, he changes direction and comes into the city, up to the Halloween party where I’m at and pays the $80 cover charge without a flinch or a Halloween costume.
The first time I meet him it’s exactly how I pictured, what I knew would happen. We are kissing within minutes. Within hours we are a mess of tangled, sweaty limbs.
And he’s gone. Just as I knew it would happen. He resurfaces every two or three weeks and manages each time to charm me back to his bed. He proclaims he misses me, he needs me, he can’t bear that it’s taken him so long to realize it. I don’t believe it but I let him pour sugar in my ear, I let him convince me back into his arms each time. I don’t really care that it’s bullshit, I just go with it.
Heat, to me screams sex. From the curls, to the words that fall from those full lips to his thin hips, everything about this boy was made to procreate. I can’t resist.
And then somewhere along the line, it stops being just about sex for me. Out of the blue, he creeps into my thoughts one day and then just lodges himself there. What the fuck.
I feel my emotions turning and I can’t stop it…..shit.
It turns into a head versus heart battle. My head’s telling me to run, as fast as possible in the opposite direction and my heart is already in a cab to Brooklyn.
An old friend comes to New York for Christmas. Paul knows me inside out, knows my strengths and weaknesses. Knows what I’m looking for.
We hit a bar on Friday night, before meeting his family for dinner. He asks me about my love life. I tell him about Heat and spill out my conflicted thoughts.
What am I doing?? Why am I wasting my headspace and time with a guy who I am predicting will smash my heart without a second thought?
Paul stops me in my tracks and tells me to calm down. He tells me to relax and enjoy my Hispanic Hipster. A thousand buts spill out of my mouth. I stumble over every single reason why I should not, why I cannot give my time, head or heart to this guy. I mean, I’m supposed to be looking for a husband, not shacking up with a ladies man.
But what’s the big deal, asks Paul. Are you having fun?
Fun is beside the point. Or is it? Paul doesn’t think so…
That’s when my epiphany strikes. Suddenly I realize I just need to chill out. Relax and realize that life is too short to continue on this chase for something to happen. Why am I not just enjoying the moment?? Who cares if he’s not going to be the husband I’ve been trying to find…just live in the moment.
Heat might be around for a day or a week or a month but what does it matter?
It doesn’t matter.
I’ve flipped back to my 20 something mindset. The mindset that never did me wrong.
Start to live in the moment once again. Stop concentrating on tomorrow and start living today. Ok I might get my heart smashed in the meantime but I’ve gotten to 32 without ever experiencing a broken heart so maybe it’s time?
It’s time to take a risk, I do it in all aspects of my life so why not with love? I have to know that I took a leap of faith at least once — even if I do fall flat on my face.